I’ve been so busy lately, enjoying my charmed life. Last week was spent lounging on the beach in Miami, sleeping ’til 11am, sipping piña coladas all day, eating sumptuous tropical fare, fucking my man, and partying at hot clubs. I needed a totally lazy vacation like that because the week prior I was hitting the slopes in Tahoe!
At any rate, I have zero travel plans for the whole month of April! Hard to believe, I know. Don’t worry, I have plenty of fun in the works here in Vegas!
Now, enough catching up. I have a task for you sluts, inspired by this photo that a regular fan sent me:
I thought it would be fun if you listed your favorite things about me. Here are the rules: Make a similar “why I worship Rene” creative. It can be a picture, a short video, a poem, or just a list. Keep them succinct. While I’m aware there are an infinite number of reasons why you’re obsessed with me, I only want to hear about the top 3-20 reasons.
To make this even more worthwhile for you losers and to ensure I get amazing submissions, I’m going to reward the best entry with something extra special. Plus, you’ll be featured on my blog!
You have a few days to submit your love letters to Rene@WorshipRene.com or on twitter @WorshipRene.