February 21, 2012

February 21, 2012

So, remember those lovely cupcakes I baked a week and a half ago? You know, the ones that  I mixed with my feet, spat in, etc.? My most devoted foot slave recently posted a youtube video of him devoutly consuming the tasty treats. This guy is a highly educated Doctor and there he is, bowing to me on his bathroom floor, slurping up my spit and foot sweat like a little bitch! He’s been serving me for a long time now but he just recently started a blog all about his servitude to me. He’s the guy who named his baby daughter after me! Anyway, check it out:

A few days after I baked these foot cupcakes, I had 5 friends in town. They’re all young and were on a “spiritual journey” (that’s a whole other story) and so were all crashing at my place. I went off to the gym to play some racquetball while my friends stayed behind to work on their website about personal enlightement. When I got home from the gym they were like, “Hey, I hope its okay but we ate some of those cupcakes.” I had stashed the slave cupcakes in my oven in hopes that no one would see them but I guess they were found. Ooops! I first said, NO! In a very dramatic manner which scared the crap out of the whole crew. I then couldn’t stop laughing uncontrollably. They all were actually pretty relieved that it was “just” foot sweat (I didn’t mention the spit and dirty socks, no need to exacerbate the humiliation) in the cupcakes because I’m pretty sure they first thought I’d dosed them with drugs or something. We all had a good laugh but I’m pretty sure on the inside they were like, EEEEEW! Hahaha. Be careful what you eat at my house! Sheesh, you’d think the “slut” and “slave” valentine heart candies on the cupcakes would’ve tipped them off. Too much pot, I guess.

Anyway, if you don’t follow me on >Twitter< I urge you to do so because I’m constantly posting news, pictures, and important updates there. If you don’t have a twitter, take 5 seconds and create one! Now.

Yesterday I posted this uber-hot pic to twitter, with my lips all sexy red leopard print:

So, see what you’re missing if you don’t follow my twitter feed?! I also filmed a clip with these sexy lips if you’re interested (of course you’re interested). Get it HERE.

Here’s a bonus pic for you fuckwads for taking a minute out of your day to read about me. I love reminding you how perfect and amazing I am.
Now, why don’t you take a little time and browse my wish list? Link below.



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  1. billy says: November 29, 2012

    i can visualize YOU laughing uncontrollably when YOUR friends said they had eaten the slave cupcakes. i also enjoyed the video of the slave eating two of them. Thank YOU for beautiful photos also GODDESS RENE.


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